her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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