this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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