I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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