It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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