you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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