yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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