I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Your topless pictures make me question reality
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
He shit in the fireplace
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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