you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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