She is in my trunk
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
This house was built for laser tag.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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