I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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