Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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