So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
cat food counts as protein by the way
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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