I hate your face
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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