end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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