We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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