***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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