Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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