ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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