I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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