Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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