if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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