on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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