is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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