Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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