i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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