just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
