He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
they need to just BURY HIM!
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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