she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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