New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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