I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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