i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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