Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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