i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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