kristin has been a bad kristin
hell yes lets make some ravioli
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I wish I only lived at night.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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