do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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