She went from zero to smokin in five shots
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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