I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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