do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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