bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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