My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
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