return my video game
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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