ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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