Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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