I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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