ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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