And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I think people are normalizing furries
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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