my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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