Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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