school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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