i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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